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frosted cookie

A group of guys circle around a cookie and jack off on it, like a bukkake but with a cookie, the last person to cum has to eat the cookie.
I lost that frosted cookie last night, now I hate frosting and cookies.
by Rostamufasa November 22, 2013
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Frosted Her Cookie

When you ejaculate on the outer section of a women's vaginal (the cookie) area so you hopefully won't get her pregnant
Me: Mike, why was Sarah so scared this morning she texted me 12 times asking for you

Mike: I Frosted her cookie last night and now she is worried that she might be pregnant!
by BigChungus0321 January 1, 2020
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frosted thumb print cookie

When a man fingers their partners anus with his thumb while either self stimulating or having vaginal intercourse to the point of ejaculation, when the thumb is removed and the anus is covered in ejaculate. Named for the appearance and method of baking a thumb print cookie.
I gave her a frosted thumb print cookie for the first time tonight.
by Luck O’ the Irish August 26, 2019
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Frosted chocolate chip cookie

when a woman farts after being ejaculated in and the gas travels through her labia, creating a moist queef
“Hey man, how was sex with that girl from the Post Office?”
“It was nice, but after she farted and gave me a frosted chocolate chip cookie.”
by ddlovato April 23, 2023
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Frosted Sugar Cookies

THE BEST COOKIE TO GRACE MANKIND IN ALL OF HISTORY

IF U DISAGREE, YOU ARE NOT HUMAN
Jamal: Ayo Tom, you got any Frosted Sugar Cookies?
Tom: You know it.
Henry: Nah bro those are shit.
Jamal: THE FUCK YOU SAYING?
by CrispyRoti October 9, 2022
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Frosted sugar cookies

You either love them or hate them. They're drier than a desert but taste absolutely amazing. You WILL need a glass of milk with these delights.
Guy 1: Hey, I got some frosted sugar cookies!

Guy 2: What, why? Those are disgusting, throw them away!

Guy 3: What? No, those are the best cookies ever!

*Proceed to a race war only its cookies*
by Squashybead2217 September 22, 2023
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Frosted sugar cookies

A soft yet dry cookie with frosting on top of it. Some love it and some hate it. There is no in between to this cookie, I've never seen a cookie fanbase have such a war between this treat.
Guy1: Hey I love these frosted sugar cookies!
Guy2: Ew! Those are so dry and too sweet!
Guy1: Go hang yourself.
by Squashybead2217 February 21, 2024
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