From Nantucket

When a male is described as being from Nantucket, it is a polite way of saying that he has a huge penis. The term is derived from the famous lymric "There once was a man from Nantucket"

Last night I saw a Ron Jeremy film, wow that dude is from Nantucket! He is huge!

by pink lady c January 27, 2013

Man from Nantucket

There once was a man from Nantucket,

whose dick was so long he could suck it ,

He said with a grin , licking cum off his chin,

If my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it !!

Man from Nantucket, history's best dirty limerick

by HyperBad September 13, 2018

Man From Nantucket

an amazing joke about a guy from Nantucket with a huge penis.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
While wiping his chin
If my ear were a hole i could fuck it.

by XshNanx October 21, 2006

Man From Nantucket

A ubiquitous limerick that always starts with "There once was a man from Nantucket" and then ends with various perverted rhymes.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose wife was as loose as a bucket
He thought as he thrusted
This cunt is so busted
My dick is so limp I can’t fuck it

by Mike Okizard October 30, 2015

Man From Nantucket

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
as he wiped off his chin
he said with a grin
if my ear was a pussy i'd fuck it
-Brendon Urie

at a place where you should tell jokes you should tell the Man From Nantucket joke

by Woah I Do Not Care April 01, 2018

Man from Nantucket

Wise old limerick

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose wife was as loose as a bucket
He thought as he hit it
It sure looked like Brisket
And he'd get more sensation to fist it.

by D Red July 02, 2009

Man from Nantucket

A male human being from Nantucket, Maine.

There once was a man from Nantucket,
who had one so long he could suck it,
one day he said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
I don't have to wash my outy in a bucket!

by Shelly Bozdog June 24, 2006