At the point of ejaculation, you aim your semen directly onto your testes. You then let it dry, and notice how the mounds resemble fried ice cream. Then you can enjoy the dried semen covered testes, or a friend can enjoy.

I hate waiting for my semen to dry, im too excited to enjoy a serving of fried ice cream

fried ice cream by Clayton25 March 19, 2008

deep fried ice cream

One of the greatest deserts of all time, though when you tell people about it, they will say its horrible yet never have eating it before.

Me: Have you heard of deep fried ice cream, its amazing.
Other Person: That sounds horrible.

deep fried ice cream by Supersoilder55 December 12, 2017

ice cream friend

An ice cream friend is someone that you occasionally get together with. Sometimes you just go for a fun adventure, sometimes you get together to laugh, sometimes you get together for a bevvie or a meal, sometimes you get together for some ice cream, and sometimes you just f***.

Dude, I'll call you back later. I'm with my ice cream friend right now.

ice cream friend by chloensia February 19, 2024

Fried Icecream

the act of slathering petroleum jelly on your penis (or another flamable liquid) and lighting it on fire and ejaculating while still on fire the semen is then refereed to as fried icecream.

ouch my dick is burnt! you must have been making fried icecream.

Fried Icecream by notwilly November 5, 2010

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026