Fried Egg 

a. Delicious breakfast

b. Misheard for the word 'friday' in Rebecca Black's song "Friday"

Its fried egg,
Fried egg,
Gonna eat me some fried egg,
Fried Egg
Fried Egg.

Fried Egg by Doc Madness April 2, 2011

Fried Egg 

A complete burn out, incapable of speaking correctly or completing assigned tasks.

Can also be used playfully among friends when describing someone as a stoner or the feeling of being very high.

"I wouldn't hire him, Tony. He looks like a fried egg."

"That hash I smoked had me feeling like a fried egg."

Fried Egg by J92 September 15, 2016

Fried egg 

Also know as 'Ian's fried egg model'. This is the act of having a poo in someone else's toilet. Use exessive toilet roll to fill the toilet before having the poo, this is known as the 'base' on which the poo will lie. The poo itself then becomes the egg yoke. the paper used to wipe should then be carefully placed aroung the poo, as this resembles the egg white

I just did a massive fried egg in Aramis' room

Fried egg by winnet94 October 14, 2011

Fried egg 

White person, who wants to be, or should be Asain. I.E. white on the outside, yellow on the inside.

Asain: "He's comming with us (points at white kid)?"
Asain 2: "Don't worry, he's a fried egg."

Fried egg by John G. October 9, 2005

Fried Egg 

When a man ejaculates on to a hot surface making the cum start to boil

Chris came onto his CPU and its started hissing like a Fried egg

Fried Egg by HL10 July 25, 2015

FRIED EGG 

When you take a very distinctly hot frying pan and you spank your soul mate with it and then you ejaculate on where you spanked her to cool it down.

Me and my old lady did the fried egg last night...

FRIED EGG by beaner 666 December 4, 2010

Fried egg 

A type of cooked egg which makes your breath stink after eating it. (THIS IS SO NOT A JOKE!!!)

1. Oii what stinks in here
2.I JUST HAD MY FRIED EGG

Fried egg by Midnightfox634 May 21, 2019