Hotness thats just unbearable you cant take it. Just so hot, its rediculous, its like havin a hot bag full of dicks.
Man, that new song with T-Pain and Shaquille O'Neal is Hotter Than A Dog With Forty Dicks That Freshly Fucked A Fox In A Forest Fire, aint it?
by Snead Mcruther January 21, 2008
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Joe was freshly steamed last night, we ran out of weed so we couldn't get stoned
by Player unknown September 8, 2017
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A horny girl who has been "man handled" in the past 24 hours
After a few drinks and a trip to my apartment, that girl from the club became freshly painted with my cum.
by Ultimatekey May 27, 2009
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when a man is sitting down on a couch and he farts but it doesnt go behind him it goes to the front and warms his balls like its wearing a freshly knit sweater
Steve: Man i just got a freshly knit sweater

Joe: Thank god its winter
by kingslushie93 June 25, 2011
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gen z-ers who act like millenials and use /:s at the end of everything they write
they also lack a father figure in their life
look john theres another one of those quirky freshly pearlies
by Zammina January 23, 2022
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When someone wipes their GAS HOLE ‘anus’ after recently defecating. Key term is “recent” to coin the terms, “FRESHLY WIPED”.
Janice has a fetish to SNIFF, SAVOR and LICK her 76 year old husband’s FRESHLY WIPED GAS HOLE.
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when someone has taken a dump outside and you are unfortunate enough to whiff the stench
oh man some one has done a freshly gag over there it smells humany
by moyesy August 7, 2008
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