Freezer Sports 

A competitive sport in which opponents attempt to open a freezer door using different body parts. No body part can be repeated during a competition if it has already been used successfully.

I managed to pull off a reverse chin at Freezer Sports last night.

Freezer Sports by The Revisitter August 23, 2009

freezer surprise

the frozen meal stored in the back of the freezer so long that you have no idea what it contains

teenage son.....whats for dinner?
mum....freezer surprise
teenage son.....did you forget to label the food again?

freezer surprise by kittsy December 24, 2012

Freezer stick 

When a man gets an erection and puts his penis in the freezer until frozen completely. Then bangs it on his neighbors doorbell to alert his neighbors that he is awake.

I woke up at 6 am. It was a warm morning, no one was up so i pulled a freezer stick on my neighbors

Freezer stick by Penguincrip October 18, 2017

Freezer stick 

When a man gets an erection and puts his penis in the freezer until frozen completely. Then bangs it on his neighbors doorbell to alert his neighbors that he is awake.

I woke up at 6 am. It was a warm morning, no one was up so i pulled a freezer stick

Freezer stick by Penguincrip October 18, 2017

Freezer Section

The phenomenon in which a persons nipples get so hard due to cold that their nipples can be seen through their shirt.

It was so fucking cold on the boath that jane had freezer section the whole time

Freezer Section by ILIKESTEAK October 16, 2008

Chicken nugget from the price chopper freezer section

An insult calling someone this is very mean bc you are comparing them to frozen junks of horse meat

chicken nugget from the price chopper freezer section

Chicken nugget from the price chopper freezer section by Organicfucker July 1, 2021

Freezer Seat 

A situation in which an individual sits on the toilet seat, and lets out an audible, "uhhh" due to the below freezing temperature of the toilet seat.

Rick: "Ill be back man, i gotta take a shit."
Tom: "Careful, i just went in the left stall and it was a wicked freezer seat."
Rick: "Duly Noted."

Freezer Seat by Skeeter Beater April 29, 2010