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Free Beer

A myth older than the bible. There are many different versions depending on the country or area of the world but Free Beer has always been and continues to be a method of attracting people to lame events and or boring parties. It continues to be a tease because if anyone really did experience real true free beer in its purest form, chances are they got too drunk to remember it anyways.
Dude1 - Did we get free beer last night?

Dude2 - Na man thats just a myth bra.
by xskwizmx August 27, 2011
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a myth created by cruel, unfeeling people who live to torture myself and others of my gullible ilk
they spoke of free beer, but when I arrived I was told it was all gone
by HBastard January 11, 2006
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Free Beer

Free beer, free beer,
it's my favorite brand!
If I didn't have to buy it,
it's the best beer in the land!
WARM! FLAT! FUZZY!
It don't matter to me!
The best beer in this whole world,
is the one you buy for me!
It's a song. Sing it when you get free beer.
by Cloverdale 8 April 24, 2009
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beer that is without compensation... Usually a sign of good luck.
"I just got a bunch of free beer"
by Danno March 28, 2005
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Free Beer

Taking Free Beer describes the act wherein a man have sexual relations with a woman when she is passed out.
"Ugh,my boyfriend took free beer from me last night"
by tovarishch November 20, 2009
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Free Beer and Hot Wings

Person- I was listening to Free Beer and Hot Wings today and they were fucking amazing!
by Gyro_Scarn April 5, 2010
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Free Beer and Hot Wings

The best damn morning radio show ever!!
Free Beer and Hot Wings is the best damn morning radio show ever!!
by William Hardy June 11, 2008
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