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Also known as "Fracks(or Fraque)Disease" Is a mock disease founded by Samuel Jay Fraques that is used to describe symptoms such as the inability to speak words in a sentence in their right order, Switching the first letter of a word for another first letter of a word that comes later in a sentence, and replacing descripitve words with some variation of the word "frack."
Person one
"I'm going to car the park." or "Could you tick up your poys?" or "When life gives you lemons... Shove a fracking stapler in a VCR."
Person Two
"Oh man, you've got a bad case of the fracks"
Fracks by Kirby McKay January 14, 2009
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bum-fracks

People who deny the basic reality of the real world and science. Especially those who attempt to block, or prevent information about scientific reality from being taught to children, and even other adults.
"Man, those bum-fracks are all gathering a rally to picket the upcoming movie about Darwin."
bum-fracks by skepticality September 19, 2009
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Frick and Frack 

Frick and Frack is for any two people who are closely linked in some way, especially through a work partnership or strong friendship.

The origin is from a famous partnership of Swiss comedy ice skaters, Werner Groebli and Hans Mauch, whose stage names were Frick and Frack. They came to public fame in the later years of a series of skating spectaculars called "Ice Follies", promoted by Eddie Shipstad and his brother Roy, which began in 1936 and ran for almost 50 years. Their association lasted so long, and they were at one time so well known, that their names have gone into the language as slang or a reference to two people who work well together or get along great.
There goes Frick and Frack up to their usual antics again.
Frick and Frack by Slang Girl August 31, 2016

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit 

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.
John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

Franksville 

Located 25 miles south of Milwaukee and 65 miles morth of Chicago, Franksville, Wisconsin, is home to some redneck bars. Black people aren't allowed in town. There used to be sauerkraut here. The soccer players are the only normal people in Franksville.

Also referred to as Dirty F.
Let's go to the Dirty F for some booze!
Yeah, Franksville has cheap beer and pumpkins.
Franksville by dirty Ken September 1, 2006

Frickin fricks 

All you frickin fricks can't ever be quenched
Frickin fricks by Jjjgoh November 17, 2016

fricking fricks 

What Sammyclassicsonicfan says when he's mad at people.
You fricking fricks can't be quenched!
fricking fricks by Theguywhatguys December 7, 2016