Fotu

Drunk danish granny.

She began her career in the 80s BC in dance movies and still use a 80's hairstyle.

She is currently unemployed.

Person1: She's a drunk danish granny
Person2: So she's a fotu

by nobody.22 January 3, 2023

fotu

Danish for a morbidly obese catfish, but also refuses to reveal her true physical form in real life.

Chatter 1: Why is Carolyn so arrogant?
Chatter 2: I don't know. She acts like she's all that but that's how that fotu is.

by deep aurora March 12, 2019

Fotu

An old, fat, miserable bitch who spends her life drinking heavily and ignoring her children with their 'new dad'. Her day consists of chatting online and bickering for hours like a 10 year old.

Don't be a Fotu, grow up!

by DangerDame March 28, 2019

Fotu

Very very good looking dude, barely loses probably most amazing person you’ll know. Synonyms includes amazing, attractive, hot, lovely, obedient, lady’s man, fella among fellas, my man, best of the best, your happy person, sweet treat, favored one, obedient, favorite child, and zendayas husband

OMG...(girls squeal from behind many giggles as well)Fotu is soo hot

by QTpa2T_coolio November 22, 2021

Fotu

Fotu, a beat down , retribution beating over a percieved slight .

'Im calling a Fotu on you'

by Roberto75 January 27, 2022

Fotu

Fear of the unknown

He had fotu over moving to a new country. Like fomo but fotu

by Crazi-8 April 20, 2022

fotu

fear of the unknown

They declined the generous offer to sever ties from the corporation due to fotu.

by Drogon Nodrog December 7, 2023