A short, constantly drunk 20somethingyearold who lives in Austin, TX. When he is not playing in one of his 9080948 local hardcore bands, you will likely run across him terrorizing hipster/fratboy keg parties with his friends, at which time he will be chanting, slurring, or yelling in a distinct southern drawl which only emerges in the ominous presence of alcohol. Be warned, the only intelligible words out of his mouth will be "FUCK", "YO", "DUDE(S)", "RAGE", or "FAGGOT". Foster goes to community college, is an adamant Bush supporter, still lives with his parents, and consumes superhuman quantities of various pills and PBR. he has also been reffered to by the community at large as a "Misunderstood Local Hero" due to his well-meaning but drunken antics.
Foster: "fuuuuckkkk youuuuu faggggotttt!!!!"
or
"yoooo dude lets fuckin raaaaage!!!!"
or
"4 more years!!!! troop surge motherfucker!!!"
or
"GIMMEEEE A BEEEER"
by SwimFan98 March 27, 2007
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Fosters??? I'd rather suck warm kangaroo piss out of a muddy hole...
by b1ackie June 30, 2013
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i was so thirsty i almost drank a whole 32 oz. can of foster's
by FreQuent FlYer MylEs May 3, 2004
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A word becoming well known as a safe word during sex in BSDM.
daz says "if this is too rough just say fosters"
bel says "FOSTERS FOSTERS FOSTERS"
daz says "didn't quite hear what you said there, oh well"
by hopskotch September 12, 2006
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A condition in which a person has trouble either catching, or maintaining possession of an item. Usually refers to a pigskin, football or the "rock" but can be applied to dropping Momma's fine china on Thanksgiving Day or dropping a condom behind the headboard during application prior to coitus.

Stems from the word "Fumble" in football, in which a player loses possession of the football. Almost always occurs during moments of acute stress specifically when the desired end-state of a situation is within the grasp of an individual but then victory slips through the fingers of the fostering individual resulting in disaster.



Fostering is not limited to sports:

1) Dude why did you just foster the christmas turkey on the floor? Now we gotta eat spam covered with brown sugar instead.

2)All he had to do was juke the Florida Safety and he would have had 6!!! But he lost his emotions and effing tossed the ball into the stands, fostering the game away.
Game over, Florida Tatters our windsock again...
by Cy Simon July 27, 2008
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Describing the processes in which a person morphs into an idiot (Solar Panel Jargon).
The fosterization of G.W. Bush brought true joy to the Nation.
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