formspring bullying

Formspring is the newest outlet for jr. high/high school cyberbullling on the interwebs. you can post anonymously on anyone's page, thus creating drama when you "forget" to click anonymous. (scenerio A) also a good place for fake people, who have no friends, so they decide to ask themselves questions anonymously to make themselves look good. this also creates drama when some eagle eye calls your bluff. (scenario B)

examples of formspring bullying:
Scenario A:

fs user a: ohmygod i hate u cus ur rly ugly! by anonymous
fs user b: wow okay whatever y dont u tell me who this is?
fs user a: you'll never kno who this is!!! by fsusr12256
fs user b: AHA! you forgot to put anonymous!omg *drama*

Scenario B:

fs user a: *has no friends* OMG what a great idea i just had....*is typing into FS* "you are sooo pretty omg i wanna date yu but im scared to ask" *THINKS she clicks anonymous*
no one will ever know......
fs user b: omg, ok like why did you ask yourself a question? you're such a looooser omg!!! im tellin every1 ur a fake lier!

mature adults: jeez. middle schoolers these days.

formspring bullying by dontgetfeis March 27, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012