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foot wine 

A catch-all term for low-end, mass-produced wines that often feature feet or footwear on the label.

Prominent examples include Flip Flop and Barefoot, but the term can apply to similar brands even if an actual foot is not depicted or overtly mentioned.
We went to the gas station looking for a 1995 Bordeaux to bring to the dinner party, but all they had was foot wine so we ended up with this one with a high-heeled shoe on the label. Bon appetit.
foot wine by the_shoegazer October 29, 2017
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Foot Wine 

(N) Natural wine, vinified without artificial sulphur, intended to preserve the uniqueness of the terroir with minimal human interference.
“Pbbbbb. Christ. Is this fuckin’ foot wine?”
Foot Wine by Dom Laurent July 27, 2019