The female version of a boner. Often when a female gets sexually aroused, excited, etc. Her vagina will experience a pulsing, throbbing sensation. This may last for one moment or a few hours, depending on the subject's arousal.
Francheska- "He took of his shirt and jumped into the pool and when I saw his tattoo I totally got a foner."
by MissKittysAdventures September 6, 2010
Occurs mainly in women's jeans when the zipper curls up near the crotch line in a way in which one appears as if they have a boner.
Gertrude sat down in her chair.
"You have a boner?" Her friend whispered to her.
"No!" Gertrude cried, before hushing to a whisper, "A foner."
"You have a boner?" Her friend whispered to her.
"No!" Gertrude cried, before hushing to a whisper, "A foner."
by Bibbety Blue November 5, 2011
by DEEEEEEJJJ November 16, 2008
When someone has a boner for their cell phone. ie: they are obsessed with it, love it, can't stop raving about it, etc.
by LBsee March 19, 2013
1. so stoned you are stone fucked 2. you are to the point where words leaving your mouth no longer make sense
1. Oh man I smoked that whole half, I am foner stucked.
2. guy1:" Man his ting fang shagged nug fligwam fuhhhhhhhh, dang dude."
guy2: "oh man I think you're foner stucked status."
2. guy1:" Man his ting fang shagged nug fligwam fuhhhhhhhh, dang dude."
guy2: "oh man I think you're foner stucked status."
by PhonyMcStuckerDoogle January 24, 2010
when a guy thinks he has a boner but doesn't.
Foner boners are usually bragged about.
Also try boner
Foner boners are usually bragged about.
Also try boner
by livvvvvvv February 14, 2008