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Fletchanism

Religion in which all obey the almighty Fletch. Believing that snowmakers are above all others. They are destined to take over anything and everything that stands in there way. The only religion in which the Devil himself is no match for.
My life has become more fullfilled after switching to Fletchanism
Fletchanism by Snow God November 30, 2006

Fletcherific 

Something cool, mad, funny or just straight up kickass!

Other off-spawns include: Fletchtastic, Fletcheristic and Fletcherfuckinrific
Yo man, that's fletcherific!

Dude 1- Yo did you see Dominici's burnout on the school basketball courts?

Dude 2- yeah man, they are fletcherific
Fletcherific by deeds2society November 12, 2006

fletchering 

the act of sucking ejaculatory fluids out of the anal cavity that you just went off in: usually with a straw, more precisely the bendy kind
The other night when i jizzed in Justins butt, I fletchered that right back out of their
fletchering by kitty April 24, 2005

fletcherize 

1) is a word of favoring a certain person even if the person is not up to that level of appreciation;
2) an act of overrating a person.

It is typically used in Carrington football training ground in Manchester as Alex Ferguson favoring Darren Fletcher ahead of more quality midfielders.
A: Look, that young lad looks promising.
B: Nah, he can't dribble, he can't shoot, he is just fletcherized by the manager.
fletcherize by benskp December 11, 2010

fletcheristic 

A very sexy, future Liverpool player. They have a immense passion for sharks and although having 0 GCSE’s, they show their talent through other fields such as their strength and god-like physique.
Omg that’s you’re so fletcheristic
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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