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thor isnt a flatapue but nathan isnt a flatapue

by flatapue January 17, 2019

Flatapus

A flatened cat, eg. road kill.

Dude 1: 'Dude! You just hit a cat!'
Dude 2: 'Damn! Now I'm gunna have to wash my car because of that flatapus!'

by xXxXLupicideXxXx December 03, 2011

Flatapus

A Flatapus is a play on the word Platypus. A Flatapus is the opposite of a FUPA.

Girl #1 - OMG Your pants are so tight you can see your FUPA!

Girl #2 - Shut up! You're just jealous because you have a Flatapus!

by Princesspitstop July 17, 2024