Flat White

A flat girl that has a papery-like bady shape. The girl is mostly white and has to be flat.

No one likes that flat white over there.

by Man27 September 7, 2016

Flat Whiting

Just thinking about yourself and not giving two shits about the other people.

Norman is totally flat whiting me, he invited me round for tea and the cunt is in the pub

by Sausage Cleaver March 14, 2019

Flat white

When someone's on their death bed and they die with a boner

"How did he die"

He died while on a flat white"

by M-Chanzo September 3, 2022

Flat White

A term used for the perfect short extracted triple espresso topped with textured milk, commonly followed by a dab.

Benji that flat white was incredible *dab*

by Ralthster July 21, 2017

Flat white

Flat white is commonly used among sexually active teenagers, it means 'cum in the eye' where a male ejaculates into a partners eye.

"Gave my girlfriend her first flat white last night , she loved it"

"im in the mood for a flat white tonight baby"

by x_x_moon_x_x November 18, 2011

Flat White

noun -

1: A type of coffee beverage that originated in Austrailia

2: A white chick with very small tits*

Note: This is not a legitimate definition for it, but it's something that I made up that I thought made sense.

1: G-day, Mate! You wanna Flat White?

2: Dude One - Dude, what's your gf like?

Dude Two - She's fine, but she is a flat white.

2: Dude A - Dude, is the strip club you go to legit?

Dude B - Nah, It's full of flat whites who can't even dance.

by definecancer57 June 11, 2016

Too fruity for a flat white

Sort of like the idiom, you need to tone it down. In response to a weird sexual request or a statement that feisty suit the situation

During class
“You’re really sexy”
“That’s a bit too fruity for a flat white

by Peanutbutt 259 July 2, 2020