five finger death punch

Its a band

Jack: Five finger death punch is a band
Smart person: No shit retard

by burger King Killer February 9, 2009

Five Finger Death Punch

The lamest excuse for a metal band that ever exsisted. The "nu-metal" butt-munching trend that passes for music these days is as abominable as shoving cactus needles into your dickhole, and this worthless group of posers only strengthens that point. Anyone who considers this band worthy of wasting space on their iPod is either a 12-15 year-old or simply a lower primate. Fans of this band should be shaved and sterilized.

"I see you're wearing a Five Finger Death Punch T-shirt. Did that come free with your recent castration?"

by Krazy Kozmic Kat September 10, 2011

Five Finger Death Punch

Music for douche bags.

Five Finger Death Punch likes the dong.

by betterthanyoutoo November 7, 2011

Five Finger Death Punch

They're a metal band. You either hate 'em or you love 'em.

Joe: I love Five Finger Death Punch, they kick ass!!

Dave: What the hell is wrong with you, they fuckin' suck!

(Joe and Dave then go on to rant about it)

by thenecanzurat November 8, 2011

Five Finger Death Punch

A band that will make you jizz.

Hater: Yo, listen to dis new rap son', it got dat lyric liek about gettin' yo hoes tah suck ya dick!
Me: No, I'm good. I'll just listen to some Five Finger Death Punch.
Hater: Dat heavy metal shit!? Listen tuh some real music, bruh.
Me: Have you ever tried to interpret their lyrics?
Hater: Wut dah hell does interepit mean, nig!?

by AntiDevoid November 13, 2011

five finger death stroke

To stroke a penis so well the man passes out when he cums

"I gave him the five finger death stroke so well that he was out for days"

by UrbanGram January 14, 2017

Five finger death punch

Getting fisted while on your period.

I heard that girl got five finger death punched.

by RustyyShacklefordd November 17, 2014