Chaunce Fillet

A person who will commit an act that only benefits themselves, having no concern for those who they just "chaunced". Basically a self-centered fuck.

Guy 1: Did you talk to that broad for me?
Guy 2: Yeah, she said she wants you.
Guy 1: Oh, sick. I'll take her home tonight.

(End of the night you notice your buddy leaving the club with that broad)

Guy 1: Man, that guy's a dick... fuckin' Chaunce Fillet...

by lilrat10 February 27, 2011

fillet fish

a girl after not showering her meow meow for at least 3 days

dude dont eat her out shes a fillet fish

by Jonas daddy May 16, 2022

Filleted

Having sex for attention

“Did you see how Joshua filleted that girl on tinder?”

by bigmen12345 January 11, 2019

Scotch fillet

When your wearing a kilt and bending over and someone quickly runs up unexpectedly and shoves a dry finger into your rectum.

I lost the log toss competition because of the pain I received from getting a Scotch Fillet.

by Jimboisgay December 23, 2018

Petite Fillet

A rare and valuable friend. A person who is difficult to find in life and cannot be easily replicated. A tender and beefy steak.

Bryan is a petite fillet. I’m lucky to call him my friend.

by Topher_Robyn June 6, 2022

the chicken fillet

A fillet of chicken.

Im going to eat that the chicken fillet

after I punch you in the ear.

by The Knower. March 27, 2019