filipino spaghetti

a style of cooking spaghetti which includes adding ketchup, processed cheese, outrageously red hot dog slices and 5 pounds of sugar (for every pound of pasta). it's so wicked, it could survive an atom bomb dropped directly overhead.

Newscaster: Breaking news, North Korea has sent a missile armed with nuclear warhead towards us!

Mom: kiddo, let's go to the bomb shelter now!

Kid: but mom, i'm still eating a filipino spaghetti!

Mom: just leave it there, it will survive, trust me.

filipino spaghetti by hipro October 16, 2011

filipino spaghetti

Spaghetti that has RED HOTDOGS in it and is sweeter than italian spaghetti =

let`s go to Jollibee and get some filipino spaghetti!

filipino spaghetti by sukkaafree October 23, 2006

filipino spaghetti

Flip'ed out version of spaghetti, with flip ingredients, such as: jufran sauce (pronounced as joop-ran), hot dog slices (hot dogs made with mechanically separated beef, pork, and chicken heheh),oh and the secret ingredient,Catsup- not ketchup. Has to be generic.

example already stated in definition....what more do you want. there's no particular name either, call it what you want it's still gonna be flip spaghetti.

filipino spaghetti by chris December 16, 2003

filipino spaghetti

A filipino twist on italian food which contains fluorescent carcinogenic red hot dogs and is 90% sugar.

person #1: Jeeeze - I gotta get to the tooth doc, my molars are aching

person #2: I tole' you not to eat a whole plate of that filipino spaghetti - its just for decoration

filipino spaghetti by jjty September 29, 2011

filipino spaghetti

Minced Hot Dog covered in ketchup with thin noodles.

Chris D's favorite flip meal! That and an extra value meal at jollibee's (flip fast food found in the slums of SF)

filipino spaghetti by Rj December 15, 2003

Filipino Spaghetti

A slang term for a Filipino man's penis.

"I'd like to give you my Filipino Spaghetti."

Filipino Spaghetti by zombyslayer4 February 15, 2018

Filipino Spaghetti

Inedible garbage that Filipinos try to pass as spaghetti. Is not in any way similar to real spaghetti nor is it made with the same attention to detail skill or dedication. It contains ingredients that should not be in any real spaghetti like hotdogs and banana ketchup, and pieces of ham. Random leftovers are just thrown into the sauce and mixed with spaghetti noodles in hopes that something edible will be the result (it rarely is). Some Filipino families hate their kids so much that they will throw this together for them and give it to them during birthdays, X-mas and other holidays hoping they'll eat it instead of going through the effort of making their kids real food. Best thrown in the garbage disposal or left out somewhere for possums, raccoons or any other animal that can eat trash.

Someone gave me Filipino Spaghetti so I threw it down threw it down the garbage disposal.

I put the Filipino Spaghetti in the garbage can and suddenly there is a raccoon infestation.

Filipino Spaghetti by NeonEdgelord July 29, 2019