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Figglehorny 

When a person in the state of being sexually aroused only to Fred Figglehorn, from the popular youtube series "Fred".
Adam: "Dude, Tyler is so figglehorny!"
Tyler: "man, fred gonna make me act up."
Figglehorny by cheesyswiss October 4, 2021

Fingerhorn 

The grotesque remnants of a human fingernail lingering on a finger that was partially severed by a lawnmower. The nail accurately resembles the horn of an African rhinoceros and gives nightmares to everyone that encounters it.
Guy 1: What the fuck is up with that guy's fingernail?
Guy 2: Yeah, supposedly he stuck it into a lawn mower a few years ago, while it was running!
Guy 1: It looks like the horn of a rhinoceros!
Guy 2: It's a total fingerhorn.
Fingerhorn by Powdr_dayz September 30, 2011

Figglehorn

A derogatory or negative term that can be used as an insult or as a negative nickname for a certain disliked person. It can also be used as a replacement word for stubbing your toe. It can also be used as a name for anything. Large groups of disliked peoples are referreed to as figglehorns.
1."I really hate the new music teacher"

"Yah he's a figglehorn"

2."Megan"

"Yah"

"Hand me my figglehorn"

3."I wish those dorks would fall in a puddle"

"I know they're such figglehorns"

Figgithorn

When a straight heterosexual male makes homosexual remarks to a homosexual.
Hey Quincy, you got a nice bulge there.
Dude, you are a total figgithorn.
Figgithorn by Ilikephatbutts1236 December 5, 2016

Fagglehorn 

Did you hear that drummer kissed another dude?!”
“He’s always such a fagglehorn”
Fagglehorn by Catwrists2008 May 18, 2022

flugelhorn 

A variety of trumpet. Also undeniably the funniest word in existence.
Lemme play some of that flugelhorn!
flugelhorn by purplefeltangel December 28, 2005