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Cystic Fibrosis

Cystic Fibrosis is a disorder of the cell membranes, causing them to produce too much mucus, and so this tends to block up the lungs, making it difficult for the person to breathe. People with this condition often have to have breathing exercises to shift excess mucus. It can be inherited if two recessive genes are combined.
Cystic Fibrosis mainly affects the Lungs, gut and Pancreas.
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Cystic Fibrosis

Cystic Fibroses is a common disease especially in Caucasian populations that usually appears in early childhood. It involves functional disorder of the exocrine glands, and is marked especially by faulty digestion due to a deficiency of pancreatic enzymes, by difficulty in breathing due to mucus accumulation in airways, and by excessive loss of salt in the sweat.
Also called Fibrocystic Disease of the Pancreas, and Mucoviscidosis
Jonathan died of Cystic Fibrosis, April 6th 2005.

He was 18 years old, and 2 months away from Graduation.

We all miss him.
Cystic Fibrosis by Elise April 7, 2005

Cystic Fibrosis

A lung disease we are all going grow old with, rather than die young from.
Hannah has Cystic Fibrosis, but it's never gonna stop her.

fibrostorm

When your fibromyalgia is out of control, and you are in the emergency room acting a fool to get meds.
"My pain is 300 on a scale of 0-10. I have taken all of my psych meds and I'm out of Dilaudid tabs. This is the worst fibrostorm I have ever encountered, and I just had a seizure while I was talking to you. I didn't know fibromyalgia could get this bad."

Perspiration fibrosis 

Exessive sweating, especially from one's hands.
Mort wiped his hands on the desk and left a puddle of sweat behind, leaving him diagnoses with perspiration fibrosis.
Perspiration fibrosis by Studular January 26, 2023
1) A pillow that is small but cuddly.

2) A boy who is short and looks like a mushroom. Other characteristics include: claiming things as his idea when they weren't, failing to wash regularly, and idiocy. He is regarded as a bit of a gay person with no life and no friends.
1) Ahh, Fiblous, you are large and cuddly.

2) Fiblous: It was my idea.

Person 1: No it wasn't you gay, idiotic person who smells a bit with no life and no friends.

(hits Fiblous over the head; Fiblous dies)
Fiblous by schneeblob January 19, 2010

Fascistic Fibrosis 

A mental illness typically spread through liberal media and democratic politicians. Symptoms include but are not limited to: favoring or enforcing strict obedience to authority, especially that of the government, at the expense of personal freedom through use of violence, gas lighting, or false allegations to get innocent people fired, impeached, or imprisoned. Other symptoms include calling everything you disagree with racist, posting ACAB on your social media, burning down a city for "justice". It's typical for sufferers of Fascistic Fibrosis to project their own fascism, racism and sexism onto others.

Known cures: none

Treatments: swift kick in the ass, realization of their terrible decisions after its too late.

Known super spreaders: social media influences, democratic politicians, antifa, and blm.
Man I think Joe Biden caught Fascistic Fibrosis from Kamala Harris. Wasn't he supposed to be moderate and bring us together?