Some one fat, lazy and wierd. They have alot of lard and can be very fat. A diss to someone who is a fat lard, is a fat face.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

Term used to refer to a very large overweight person who is disliked or quite annoying. Usually used as a revenge phrase to shut up a fat person after they have annoyed you

extremelty fat person or animal. so fat that they have extreme cases of lard in them.

A person who is overwhelmingly immense, whose shadow can create a "lipid eclipse", who decides to take up all four corners when told to hide in a corner, and who lacks self esteem.

Someone who is fat & just sits on the couch like a fat lard.

A big piece of bacon used to lard meat...