fat lard Ask Urban Dictionary about fat lard Share definition Flag Some one fat, lazy and wierd. They have alot of lard and can be very fat. A diss to someone who is a fat lard, is a fat face. You fat lard stop it! fat lard by zak March 24, 2005 0 0 fat lard Merch Get the fat lard mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch