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fasterbate 

The act of masterbating very quickly as to get it over with to avoid detection
i had to fasterbate because my mom was in the next room
fasterbate by saylor February 15, 2007
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fusterated 

incorrect spelling leaves me so fusterated.
fusterated by L0RDR4G3 July 24, 2012

Fasterbate 

How dint he get caught by his mom, even though he was jerkin off? That's the trick, just Fasterbate
Fasterbate by KayG May 17, 2015

Fasterbate 

The act of taking a laptop to the bathroom with you in order to relieve yourself after relieving yourself.
"David, why are you taking the laptop to the bathroom?"
"I'm just going to fasterbate, mom!"
Fasterbate by veovis88 June 26, 2009

Fasterbate 

To flap ones nostrils wildly or in a circular motion.
Hey Kenda! Where were you yesterday?

Sorry i fasterbated so hard yesterday I passed out.
Fasterbate by Sir doody foody August 7, 2011

fasterbate 

fas-ter-bate (n)
to refrain from masterbation (in any form) over an indefinate period of time, usually for the purpose of building anticipation of ones next masterbatorial or sexual experience, and to increase ones personal pleasure thereof
I was tired of not feeling anything when my girlfriend blew me, so I fasterbated for a month. When I came she almost drownded. Shit was so cash.
fasterbate by Zing Zing Zingbah August 19, 2011