when your girl feels as if she has to release a geseous foul storm from her anus and sit's on you to realese it all. it's best when done by a iron-handed,sexy female patner
who's seven ft taller than you. let her fart on you as much as she has to. you'll never want her to break up with you as a result.
can you believe what happened to me last night? Man speceilya subjected me to fart liquidtorture. i never wanna leave her.never.
is a function of your bum hole and is usally considered a sign of divine intervention it is when you pop a fart cloud and instead of gas coming out its drops of liquid, it is usally used for nuclear fusion if collected. During the cold war, the russians provided this element to the freedom fighters of afghanistan which formed the birth of bin laden.
Stalin: fuck my brown dot is warm with liquid fart.
Scientist 1: i got you jit (gets tungsten beaker)
Scientist 2: 2.5ml should be enough for bin laden
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speedtraps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"