fart cushion 

The fart cushion effect occurs when you fart into a pillow or any other type of cushion. The cushion absorbs the farts for a while, but then if weight is applied later on, the cushion squeezes out the fart stench.

I totally tricked that girl into coming into my room, and then I smothered her with my fart cushion until she passed out.

fart cushion by poopfetish September 10, 2012

fart cushion 

A fart cushion is a pillow used to muffle the sound of a fart, much in the same way that in movies pillows are sometimes used as makeshift gun silencers by assassins.

In a situation where the sound of a fart is deemed inappropriate or embarassing, one might grab the nearest available cushion, press it tightly against the buttocks and release the intestinal gasses. It should be noted that a fart pillow will generally not mask the smell of a fart, even though it will absorb some of it.

"When my supervisor left the room, I immediately grabbed a fart cushion and released the gasses I had been painfully suppressing during our conversation."

fart cushion by Baby-Fark McGee-Zax June 16, 2009

fart cushion 

A fart cusion is like a pin cushion, You just fart into it!

I use my fart cushion alot.

fart cushion by poopylongstockings September 4, 2006