fart castle: an apartment filled dirty laundry, fast food trash and other junk lying around which is so bad, so smelly, so ridiculous, that you do not want to be in the place. the owner doesn't seem to notice or mind it and in fact treats it as his pride, like his own "castle", while other people are disturbed by it and avoid it at all costs
by silentErik February 17, 2010
Get the fart castlemug. by orfsadoy March 19, 2010
Get the castle fartmug.