Far-Away Fox

A girl who, from a distance, appears to be attractive, but in close proximity is not.

"Check out that chick across the street! She's hot!"
"Here, she's coming our way!"

"Oh no .. no way, man. Far-Away Fox."

by DangerWolf June 1, 2012

Far-Away Fine

Far-Away Fine: She's fine from afar but far from fine!!!

Far-Away Fine is when a girl or a guy looks fine (hot) from far away but when you get close you realize that he or she is not fine looking.

Two girls walking down the sidewalk see a guy off in the distance walking towards them and one girl says to the other, "Oh look! He's lookin' fine!" but then as the guy approaches they see that he is not fine. Once they pass him and walk on for a bit the same girl looks to her girlfriend and says, "He was far-away fine!" and they both laugh.

by urban-etymologist October 14, 2010

Far Away Beauty Syndrome (FABS)

When a boy or girl looks attractive from far away, either from the back, the front, or the side, but is actually not especially attractive when seen up close.

Brit: OMG, Jen, that guy over by the lifeguard stand looks so hooot!!
Jen: Yeah, he has a really nice bod and flowy blonde hair!
*Girls walk closer to get a better look*
Jen: Oh, nevermind.
Brit: Ewww, he has yellow teeth and oddly shaped bushy eyebrows.
Jen and Brit:....Just another guy with Far Away Beauty Syndrome (FABS). *dramatic, disappointed sigh in unison*

by Lupegirl July 8, 2011

Far Away Factor

When someone looks good from far away,but looks bad up close.

"Dude that girl is hot"
"No she's not dude, it's the far away factor"

by Psyco6 November 15, 2012

Far Away Fuck

F.A.F.; an individual who is only fuckable from a long distance because upon closer inspection the viewer realizes they would not fuck said individual

"Damnnnnnn...that bitch be fineeee"
"Let her get closer"
"Ewww that bitch is a far away fuck"

by mikeokhurts69 February 14, 2012

far away fart

When a group of people here a loud BOOM far away, and one person in that group says SORRY as if he had just farted.

hahaha did you just far away fart?

by atomic thigh clap August 2, 2011

Far Away Syndrome (FAS)

The phenomena of believing someone is attractive from afar, only to realize that person is atrocious up close.

Friend 1: Dude that girl across the way is fine as hell. I'm going to go walk over there and spit my game.
Friend 2: Don't do it dude. That girl is fugly!
Friend 1: Holy shit. She had a girlstache.
Friend 2: I told you. You got that Far Away Syndrome (FAS).

by The Denton Don December 19, 2011