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flazillions 

“I do not yet have flazillions of skeins of yarn in my stash, but I’m working on it.”
flazillions by Stngraygrl July 1, 2017
An extremely large number that is ultimately totally arbitrary in nature.
"I have a million fafillion dollars."
fafillion by ME!!! May 13, 2005

Fajillion 

dude theres like a fajillion people here lets go home.
Fajillion by Rohamz November 15, 2011
uber big number larger than trillion, also used in refrence to ghetto rich, as in "fabillion dollers"
"Damn bitch! take your ho-boots off, this rug coss me a fabillion dollers
fabillion by kevino April 18, 2005

famillion 

A family of -illions, it can be millions, billions, zillions, any illion family. The hugest amount of whatever it is you’re talking about.

A lot x 10000000 = less than a famillion
I just ran a famillion miles after that ice cream truck.

It’s so hot it’s like a famillion degrees.
famillion by Kelli Kells May 16, 2019

Fail to the faillionth power 

A fail so epic it must be expressed in exponential terms. In this context, faillionth is not directly related to units of fail (failions), but is rather a very large fictitious number (e.g., bazillion, fafillion).
Man, did you actually make it to the end of GI JOE: The Rise of Cobra? The plot made absolutely no sense, the special effects sucked ass, and neither one of the hot chicks got naked the whole time. Fail to the faillionth power!

Did you see that Obama got awarded the Nobel Peace Prize? The Norwegians think they can influence global geopolitics by giving Obama their meaningless award, when reality is that nobody gives a damn about what Norway thinks because their economy is smaller than Hong Kong's and they spend less on their military than does Mali. Fail to the faillionth power!