Fakin' Bits

Those little red crunchy bits of bacon flavored soy that they serve at salad bars and the like instead of real bacon. tastes good and veggie friendly.

"Hey, do you want any bacon on your salad man?"

"Naw dude just sprinkle sum dose Fakin' Bits on that shit!"

by Stygian DJ August 23, 2008

Ja-fakin'

A fake Jamaican.
A person who speaks with a fake Jamaican accent, although they are not Jamaican.

Non-Jamaican reggae artists like Snow and Matisyahu sing with Ja-fakin' accents.

by Stony Hill November 16, 2009

faking (fakin)

1. To call someone out to a fight and back down out of fear
2. To try to appear tough and hard but really be a little bitch on the inside
3. To use lies and false propaganda to make it seem as if you are a pimp or a G
This word is basically like the dictionary version of the word "fake" in that is has to do with appearing false as a negative act.

1. "Ey ain't that them niggaz from Leewood?"
-"Man hell yea, but don't waste ya time, them niggaz fakin"
2. "Ey I'm trynna unload on them niggaz cuz, I heard they was fakin on me
3."Cuz you be fakin liiike, (you be fakin riiight)- Backyard Band 9-29-03

by Mister_12G January 27, 2005

fakin the funk

when an indidvidual doesn't show his or her's true personality,individual fails to keep it real

yo dawg i heard yer boi was fakin the funk, biatch

by a. mutiny June 18, 2006

nigga fakin it

when a nigga thinks he's dead but he is really fakin it.

at wrestlemania 27 when the undertaker was nigga fakin it.

by bootylovingguy April 5, 2011

Fakin' Bacon

"Fakin' Bacon" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. Fakin' Bacon is when you conceal you stalk under a truffle cap and flirt with foraging swine.

Mama: "Cletus, where you been that you's all buggered up 'n' dirty?"

Cletus: "I done been Fakin' Bacon agin Mama!"

by boat butter October 2, 2008

fakin' a duke

when you tell your girlfriend that you have to take a shit but you really go into the bathroom to jack-off

"Ashley and I were watching a clockwork orange last night and i totally ended up fakin' a duke after that rape scene"

by eli jackson June 6, 2007