"You're saying it's a falsehood and Sean Spicer, our press secretary, gave alternative facts to that,"
by Trumpdump January 22, 2017
Any statement that sounds like it could be true, but isn't. From Emmy-award-winning mini-series "Over the Garden Wall."
"Oh. I didn't know that. Did you know that if you soak a raisin in grape juice, it becomes a grape? It's a rock fact!"
"Did you know that dinosaurs had big ears but everyone forgot 'cause dinosaurs' ears don’t have bones. You don’t remember? That’s cause it’s not true. It’s a rock fact!"
"Did you know that dinosaurs had big ears but everyone forgot 'cause dinosaurs' ears don’t have bones. You don’t remember? That’s cause it’s not true. It’s a rock fact!"
by TheHighwayman February 10, 2016
After luring millions of people onto Facebook with the false promise of free friends and free sex, Mark Zuckerberg suddenly started "fact checking" our free speech until only the views in line with his his rich cronies' plot for world domination were allowed.
by D Flawless May 12, 2020
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To censor or ban a user from an online social media platform, usually due to the user sharing ideas or content that the administrators of the platform disagree with on an ideological level.
"I archived Jane's facebook post on voter fraud before it was fact checked. I'll send it to you in a private message."
by Brundle November 11, 2020
Ending your essay with "in conclusion" is
- bland
- overused
- predictable
Ending your essay with "and them's the facts" is
- compelling
- unexpected
- confirms that those are indeed the facts
- bland
- overused
- predictable
Ending your essay with "and them's the facts" is
- compelling
- unexpected
- confirms that those are indeed the facts
by Claudette with Self Care March 4, 2022
Wanker: Did you know 80% of i-phone owners would rather be dead than not have their phone...
Normal person: That's a Facebook Fact you fucking wanker!
Normal person: That's a Facebook Fact you fucking wanker!
by Oater September 20, 2012