F&MA 

fuck and make up

Kiki- girl he getting on my nerves

Shayla- just f&ma

F&MA by withyourdad April 13, 2022

F.MA.M 

A fat middle aged man is usually often in the suburbs working as a dad or a band director. They make lame jokes and wear really high socks. they tend to sweat a lot and talk about Monty Python

"Mr. Russel is such a F.MA.M"

F.MA.M by thespicypyro44 October 21, 2019

F major 

The act of having sex on top of a piano, typically the large, grand piano type.

Guy 1: (looking at Hot Girl on stage) "I'd really like to F Major her!"
Guy 2: "Yea I know, there's a piano right there too!"

F major by Motzart April 26, 2012

F-mas

When you spend your Christmas in facebook instead of with your family.

John: Hey Freddy, what are you going to do for Christmas?
Freddy: Oh, well, I'm going to go with my family to eat and sing some carols, how about you?
John: Well, I'm going to look at pictures of people I don't know in facebook.
Freddy: Okay, well have a merry f-mas!!!

F-mas by chesthair December 26, 2010

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G 

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)

Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun"

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G by TS-128 March 9, 2009

F Major 

A key in which music is played. The key signature consists of one flat

F G A Bb C D E F

Tonic Chord:
F A C F

This Bach chorale is in the key of F Major

F Major by clarinetman April 23, 2008

f-mail 

A very angry e-mail reply, often loaded with profanity or implied profanity. Can be either personal or business-related. Not to be confused with a flame, f-mails are issued as an expression of extreme dissatisfaction with a specific situation... where you eventually call somebody a monkeyfucker.

When my wireless card crapped out, Chris from Tech Support sent Tech Release 1.01b. When I e-mailed that Tech Release 1.01b didn't work, he sent Tech Release 1.01b. When I e-mailed him again that Tech Release 1.01b has nothing to do with my problem, he sent Tech Release 1.01b. I then f-mailed Chris, questioning his parentage and telling him to give the farm animals a rest.

f-mail by The Evil Steve May 8, 2006