Eye dog

The act of eye f***ing someone without the protection of sunglasses or other types of camouflage

ah shit, that girl totally saw me eye dog her through those bushes. should've been wearing my ray bans

by rootbrew July 7, 2011

Sober Eye Dog

A dog trained to guide his master when the master becomes extremely intoxicated on alcohol or other drugs. The dog aids the master in continuing to function as if he were still a sober human being. Similar to a seeing eye dog but the people for whom the sober eye dog assists are fucked up drug heads and not actually blind.

Jim: I am afraid John is too fucked up to make his walk home.

George: Fuck that he has his sober eye dog to show him the way.

by larrydurango May 11, 2010

seeing-eye dog

While giving yourself a retarded stranger your hand may need a little guidance or extra power. When aid is given by the prominant hand by grabbing the wrist a seeing-eye dog is being preformed.

While Joe was giving himself a retarded stranger his forearm began to cramp and he was forced to do a seeing-eye dog to finish.

by Duff McGee December 4, 2005

seeing eye dog

a best friend who is moderately sober and helps his biddy judge the looks of a girl/guy

"hey man, you're my seeing eye dog. is that girl hot?"

"yea i guess if you like slam pigs"

"alright thanks man im goin for it"

by cfwest November 3, 2012

Dog Eye

During the Vietnam war, the Americans would call us Asians chimp eyed, after a while we got fed up with the racism and started calling them dog eyed since they had round eyes. Basically a racist term used against anyone thats not Asian.

stfu you dog eye

by AnonymousCharlie October 27, 2010

Dog Eye

A stinky boogered up eye.

Man look at Ricky’s dog eye, I can smell it from way over here.

by MoneyMunoz April 4, 2019

dog eye

a serious case of conjunctivitis

hey man youve got some serious dog eye

by scarah nogger April 5, 2004