Excuth

An excuse that is the truth, but either could be easily avoided or does not restrict the person from doing what they are avoiding.

"Is John coming tonight?"
"No, he used the excuth that he has school in the morning, even though we all know he goes out on school nights all the time."

"I think I'm gonna head home guys, I have to open tomorrow."
"That's the lamest excuth I've ever heard. Sit down, I'm buying you another shot."

by Thailer May 28, 2009

excutive

someone that doesn't know how to spell Executive

Ben: what do you do?

Swati: I'm a excutive
Ben: what's that?
Swati: dunno

by Ghostings August 31, 2017

Excuterus

When a woman uses her period as an excuse to not do something.

Wife:I can't walk, I'm on my period right now. Wah

Husband: I don't want to hear about your excuterus!

by Timmy2x4 February 3, 2017

excathedric

Holy, light intentioned, valorous

The excathedric knight stood only for justice and honor

by Der Kriegor June 13, 2007