Excuth

An excuse that is the truth, but either could be easily avoided or does not restrict the person from doing what they are avoiding.

"Is John coming tonight?"
"No, he used the excuth that he has school in the morning, even though we all know he goes out on school nights all the time."

"I think I'm gonna head home guys, I have to open tomorrow."
"That's the lamest excuth I've ever heard. Sit down, I'm buying you another shot."

Excuth by Thailer May 28, 2009

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excutive

someone that doesn't know how to spell Executive

Ben: what do you do?

Swati: I'm a excutive
Ben: what's that?
Swati: dunno

excutive by Ghostings August 31, 2017

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Excuth • excathedric • Excuterus • excutive

Excuterus

When a woman uses her period as an excuse to not do something.

Wife:I can't walk, I'm on my period right now. Wah

Husband: I don't want to hear about your excuterus!

Excuterus by Timmy2x4 February 3, 2017

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excathedric

Holy, light intentioned, valorous

The excathedric knight stood only for justice and honor

excathedric by Der Kriegor June 13, 2007

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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