Definitions by Thailer

Wetback Cider 

An alcoholic beverage made with one part tequila and two parts apple juice.

I was feeling tipsy halfway through the party and Billy convinced me to try a wetback cider. I felt like I was getting drunk in kindergarten.

Wetback Cider by Thailer September 23, 2010

Excuth 

An excuse that is the truth, but either could be easily avoided or does not restrict the person from doing what they are avoiding.

"Is John coming tonight?"
"No, he used the excuth that he has school in the morning, even though we all know he goes out on school nights all the time."

"I think I'm gonna head home guys, I have to open tomorrow."
"That's the lamest excuth I've ever heard. Sit down, I'm buying you another shot."

Excuth by Thailer May 28, 2009