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Exclusionary Douche Bag Rule

This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.
Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.
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Trans Exclusionary Fundamentalist

TEF for short. People who uphold or reinforce the patriarchy while being exclusionary of trans people. "TERF" is often used when "TEF" should be used instead as those who uphold the patriarchy are not true feminists since feminism is about dismantling the patriarchy.
Posie Parker is a Trans Exclusionary Fundamentalist.

Jewish Exclusionary White Supremacism

Also called JEWSism (acronym unintentional). A form of white supremacism which excludes white jewish people due to the belief that they are not white. This belief is often held by neo-nazis. It is similar to trans exclusionary radical feminism as it also excludes a group that should be protected under the ideology due to bigotry.
Kanye West believes in jewish exclusionary white supremacism.

Feminist Exclusionary Trans Woman 

A trans woman who after or during transition does not unlearn misogyny or anti-feminist beliefs ingrained by culture and/or socialization.

The F.E.T.W. will undermine, ignore, and minimize feminist causes and will reinforce patriarchal attitudes.

This can include excluding or discriminating against trans men or afab non binaries, as well as holding up toxic masculinity standards for trans or cis men.
"As a Feminist Exclusionary Trans Woman, she thinks sexual harassment in the workplace is validating, therefore she didn't report it"

"When shown an example of how the use of the male gaze is damaging to girls a Feminist Exclusionary Trans Woman argued that it is 'simply apart of womanhood' and good for everyone"

"When discussing the sexualized depiction of women in media the Feminist Exclusionary Trans Woman said it is normal and there is nothing wrong with it"

explosionary 

Something so incredibly awesome that it could cause an orgasm or explosion of some sort. Most commonly used to describe an unbelievably excellent heavy metal show or album in one word.
Metalhead #1: Dude, how is the new Machine Head CD?
Metalhead #2: ...EXPLOSIONARY!!!
explosionary by DanthemanDan May 9, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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