An online acronym that is used when one fails completely at something. It means "Total Epic Fail."
Joe: Hey Bob, how was your blind date with Jennifer?

Bob: It was horrible. We sat in an awkward silence the whole night, and when I dropped her off I went in for a kiss but she backed away. Then I went home and saw I had spinach stuck in my teeth. TEF.
by PurpleMonkeys April 12, 2010
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Short for the tea-cup evacuation fund. If a national disaster was to occur then all tea-cups would be evactuated before humans.
A giant carrot! Evacuate the tea-cups.
by Timmy February 6, 2005
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dis iz a jamaican word which basicly means you THEIF/JACKASS/STEALER/CRIMINAL
MAN 1. oi, manz a tef yu know, c how much shit he jacked frm dat boyz bag.

MAN 2. Innit da-sa boye ting!
by hfgsgfyu February 25, 2005
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ie. Soandso got a tef from killing the rebel surface marshall.
by awhefure December 2, 2003
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There's an actual word for this, but here's the slang. It's that feeling you get after you've completed a great video game and have nothing to do, or finish watching a series you loved, either TV series or on DVD. It's a feeling that makes you compile its ending, linger for more, but in all of it, you're still happy you've completed it.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT ENDED LIKE THAT!! Oh amn, I'm gonna have TEF for days!
by albinorap January 13, 2004
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The action of whining, complaining and the need to be babied.
Karabo was in a mad mood so she decided to Tef all day.
by Conquest23 October 3, 2021
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