when you and your significant other break up and you can't stop peeing blood..
damn! there's blood all over the toliet! either that guy is a girl or he's got the ex girlfriend disease!
by dirty 30 June 14, 2008
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National ex girlfriend day is a day where you celebrate you and your favorite ex girlfriend
Me:happy national ex girlfriend day :)
My ex gf: bye whore 😂
by Bad bitch period🥴 August 2, 2020
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To randomly and compulsively say nasty words about a past lover to get over your ended romantic relationship with her.
Leave Jimmy alone. He's not crazy, he just has ex-girlfriend tourettes syndrome.
by Ereck Flowers January 7, 2011
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Fuck you, just cause I’m a straight white male doesn’t mean I’m bad :(
My political ex girlfriend she’s “alt TikTok
by Dumbfkker September 28, 2020
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National ex girlfriend day arrives on august 2nd,this is the day right after national gf day where you celebrate your favorite ex girlfriend
mf you better post me on national ex girlfriend day!!
by million dolla possay August 1, 2021
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An insufferable bitch who won't leave her ex, who lives on the other side of the world, that she broke up with. Alone because she has no friends or family and, maybe, just maybe, the reason she has no friends is because all she ever fucking does is cry, complain about how lonely she is and say she's gonna kill herself is the reason no one wants to fucking talk to her. She takes advantage of her ex's kindness, and won't respect the fact that he's in a new, happier, and healthier relationship. it's like the only thoughts that are ever on her mind are "oh poor me, my life is so hard, wah wah wah". Grow tf up, if you're gonnna kill yourself at least have a good reason for it. Stop your self pity and look in the fucking mirror and then maybe you'll see the problem with your life
"My boyfriend's ex won't leave him alone"
"Sounds like she's a clingy ex-girlfriend"
by Paewj2 November 18, 2022
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