The art of hitting of random dogs, trying to get paid for vehicle damages and receiving a cease and decist in return.
Did you hear? Manny totally evolved and the dog owner is still laughing his ass off all over town about it!
by Kingpin Bowler July 27, 2010
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humans went from money's to humans.

you didn't just hit puberty bro,
you evolved.
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One of the newest songs composed by BEMANI's TAG, for Dance Dance Revolution X2.

It is available at first as a song for the Encore Extra Stage, when a player gets an AA or higher on Kimono Princess.

The song has 4 versions, and when a player selects the song for his Encore Extra Stage, 1 of the 4 versions are randomly chosen for the stage. But when one version is cleared on Encore Extra Stage, all versions are unlocked.

Upon its release, faithful gamers of DDR have been striving to unlock it because it sounds so classic and cool and everything else that a DDR fanboy loves about DDR songs.

The versions:

Ver. A - runs at a constant 170 BPM. Has a rather hard stepchart, though not comparable to Fascination ~eternal love mix~

Ver. B - the easiest of the 4 versions because it only has 170 BPM gallops in the middle part and not streams. Slows to 85 BPM before the gallops part.

Ver. C - irritating step patterns on the middle part. Given with some stops and slows, it can throw players off. Also, it's harder than A, but not harder than D.

Ver. D - more streams and gimmicks (like stops similar to CHAOS and Fascination ~eternal love mix~) than Version C, it is possibly the hardest version.
At a DDRX2 machine...

Guy 1: Yeah! Full Combo on Kimono Princess! Now let's beat that roppongi EVOLVED!

Guy 2: I hope it's Version B, so we can unlock it already!
by DDRMasta August 21, 2010
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Exact opposite of return to monke,
Basically the next fucking level
Return to monke, Evolve to crab,
The choice is yours.
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To de-evolve is to evolve backwards from homo erectus to hairy knuckle dragging idiot.
My homie has been hitting the weights so hard he looks like a silverback, that boy de-evolved.
by Fireberg June 26, 2015
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As defined in "The Problem with Women... is Men" by author Charles J Orlando. Evolved Man is passionate about all the people and events in his lives, and they have an unquenchable lust for life itself. He exude passion, awareness, and knowledge—and search for more of it. He is a man who walks into a room full of people and is greeted with stares from others present—having a certain kind of charisma that transcends gender lines.

An Evolved Man might be married, single, gay, straight, black, white (or a shade in between), but he is not society’s version of a man, instead exhibiting a certain spark that is best described as an amalgam of their feminine and masculine traits.
"Tom's not some womanizing Alpha Male trying to sleep with every woman in sight. He's an Evolved Man."
by Emu II February 3, 2010
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