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evil monkey 

Origination: Family Guy

A once happy and benevolent monkey who took a turn for the worse when he came home from work after receiving the good new that he had just made partner to discover his wife in bed with another monkey. He now resides in Chris Griffin's closet, emerging only to point threateningly at him.
Well we can't keep it in my room because there's an evil monkey that lives in my closet. You know, the sad part is he wasn't always evil...
evil monkey by Rockenreno May 31, 2004
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Evil Monkey 

Some sad little boy who made his avatar the evil monkey from family guy and now thinks he is an evil monkey
Evil Monkey by Norton December 9, 2004

teh evil monkey 

A monkey who lives in Chris Griffens closet
"teh evil monkey is in my closet"
teh evil monkey by Alex Torok December 25, 2005

teh evil monkey 

a evil monkey that dodge every attack without thinking.
Naru stabsssssssss teh monkey.
Monkey_fish_man dodges.

Naru: evil monkey!
teh evil monkey by Naru August 3, 2004

the evil monkey in my closet 

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the evil monkey moved out cause my babi sis was messing with him too much. hehehe. then another moved in. then he moved out again. and then once again another moved it.

Evil flying pink cooter monkey

Taylor's new name. It's out of love I swear.

The girl whom makes me kick myself in the ass every time I talk to her... the girl I ignored due my own ignorance.
Evil Flying Pink Cooter Monkey says:
lol tard
Ese Loco says:
and back with the name calling...?!?!?!?
Evil Flying Pink Cooter Monkey says:
it's tough love
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