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Ever Given

Someone who's been constipated for days without relief.
Man, my tummy's achin' I got the ever givens.
Ever Given by icehot1 March 26, 2021

Ever Given

1. a boat that went aground in the Suez canal during the COVID-19 crisis in 2021.
2. any overlarge, over-built, or absurdly huge thing offered as a solution to a problem that has already been more-or-less adequately solved. Ever Givens lead to further new problems because of their poor conception.
3. a person with a bloated ego, especially a person with a currently ballooning ego, who thinks that he/she/it (it could be AI or an android (see HAL 9000 in "2001: A Space Odyssey")) can solve any problem or is potentially infallible.
The Ever Given (1) was an Ever Given (2), piloted, steered, and captained by a bunch of Ever Givens (3).

Ever-Given 

A situation or object(s) that slows or fully halts an operation, that should have been preventable with common sense.
The situation is a total Ever-Given, we shouldn't have tried to us that canal when the boat is longer than the canal is wide.
Ever-Given by didipi249 March 26, 2021

Didn't Your Mother Ever Give You A GameBoy? 

A quote from Men in Black II.

Agent K (Tommy Lee Jones) shifts into Hyper speed in the Car and the control for Hyper speed is a Playstation Controller.
Agent K doesn't not know how to operate a Playstation controller

Agent J (Will Smith) becomes angered and shouts
"Didn't Your Mother Ever Give You a GameBoy?"

Agent K responds "What is a Gameboy?"
Ian: Dude, you suck at Super Smash Bros.
Jamie: I never played it before
Ian: Didn't your Mother ever give you a GameBoy?

National give your girlfriend what ever she wants day 

January 26th you gotta give or do what ever your girlfriend wants. She wants to make out gotta do it. She wants food gotta do it.
"Babe can we makeout" "of course babe its national give your girlfriend what ever she wants day"

evergiven 

Stuck sideways in something, blocking it, in reference to the March 2021 incident in the Suez Canal.
I can't open the kitchen drawer because of this evergiven spatula.
evergiven by voidstar_au March 27, 2021
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