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Evalyne,
A girl who can be quite at times, but loud most of the times. She's short, sassy, loyal and funny. When she puts her mind on something she won't give up on it. She is very intelligent especially when it comes to school stuff, but when it comes to street smart she can struggle at times.

She can attract many males, but ignores most of them cause she can be picky. Evalyne's are very faithful girls, but they come with an attitude so watch out. If you date an Evalyne don't let her go, because she is laid back , loves to have fun and gives amazing advice.

She puts a smile on her face everyday, even if she's not smiling in the inside. She tends to keep a lot of stuff to herself and doesn't open to just anyone.

She is always down to party and makes every moment special. She is concerned with the well being of others, and she has a very bright future ahead of her.
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Évelyne Brochu 

Évelyne Brochu, aka petit chiot, aka life ruiner (day of the miracle November 17, 1982), is a French-Canadian actress who has starred in many films i can't quote since i was too distracted looking at her face when i watched them.

She became known in 2013 for playing a hottie hawt scientist and terrible spy monitor on the hit TV series Orphan Black, Delphine Cormier, love interest of the equally hot Cosima Niehaus portrayed by unknown actress (not Tatiana Maslany). After lover discovers her real identity by googling her, together they set up the Team Science MegaForce, being the reason why you started watching Orphan Black in the first place.

Although some are skeptical about her real existence since she never fucking shows up to any Orphan Black event she's invited to, eye witnesses refer to her as the proof that God indeed exists, and that he likes watching his people suffer from existential crisis while he lays on his cloud over the skies.

Early in 2014, a global warning was released on the "Ébro's effec", a highly infectious disease which affects everybody who acknowledges Évelyne's existence, specially tumblr teenage girls. The magical waterfall of gold atop her head which she calls her hair,puppy eyes and nose freckle have been referred as risk factors. If you are lately speaking in french more than you should, questioning your sexuality or wanting to repeatedly stab yourself in the face whenever you see a picture of Évelyne, you might be infected by this virus.
~I want to hug Évelyne forever and tell her she's cute, but at the same time I want fo furiously fuck her against a wall.

— Average citizen suffering from an existential crisis due to Évelyne Brochu.
Évelyne Brochu by puppysestra August 15, 2014
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A creative, beautiful, intelegent, talented girl who can make every one smile even on her worst days. Makes every moment with her special. She falls inlove easly, she makes you feel that your never to young to have fun. Shes good but shes bad. If you get her mad, she know the best way to get revenge. She dosent listen to anyone who dosent encourage her to do whatever she wants to do. Loves to explore and live like in a movie.
Person 1: shes like a devil and and angel

Person 2: yeah shes like and Evelyne
Evelyne by Sweatevyl October 1, 2014
Evalyn is a hot short girl, always a good time. Everytime your with her you can't stop laughing. She spreads her love but to limited people, once you have her never let her go. Totally dude magnet and has guys, secretly, falling head over heals for her. If you have an Evalyn in your life never let her go
Omg who is that girl, she is so nice but hard to get?
That must be Evalyn
Evalyn by 1notmyrealname5 July 2, 2019
A gorgeous girl who cares about her peers and is very loving... Anyone would be lucky to have a girl like her. She might come across as shy and evil but on the inside she a has a personality and heart of gold and is savage.
Boy 1 : who is that girl
Boy 2 : that's Evaline

Boy 1 : she is fucking gorgeous
Evaline by Hannah Estelle Hender November 28, 2016
a very sexy, confident women. Who probley smells extremely good.
Wow, you're such an Evalene!
Evalene by Haley Junesee August 23, 2008
evalynn is a sweet and shy girl. she legit never talks, but mainly its because nobody is listening to her or bc she feels left out. shes also very very pretty, she just doesnt know how to embrace it. she probably cries in her free time.
Evalynn is really shy, and she holds on to every compliment for the next hours because it means something to her
evalynn by anonymous September 15, 2020