Person 1 : You heard of the new guy Elton ?
Person 2 : Nope, who’s that
Person 1 : Eton deez nuts
Person 2 : Aight ima head out
Person 2 : Nope, who’s that
Person 1 : Eton deez nuts
Person 2 : Aight ima head out
by @JustEdgarDK January 03, 2022
Eton boy 1: You fellow lads want to commit a bit of scallywag mischief ?
Eton boy 2: what like? An Eton Leggit?
Eton boy 2: what like? An Eton Leggit?
by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023
by THE DEETZ MEISTER July 11, 2022
A physically exhaustive game where the frustrated young men of Britain's finest independent all-boys schools leap over each other's bare backsides, while taking care not to insert their dangling genitals. Many of these fine young men go on to join societies at Oxford and Cambridge, such as burn-a-fifty-quid- note-in-front-of-a-homeless-man society, or stick-your-todger-in-a-dead-pig club.
Monty Chumlington-Smythe; i say, isn't the debate on at the Young Conservatives tonight?
Tristram Farqhuar-pinklipz; I plan on taking some amyl nitrate then fatty Thompkins and I will Eton Leap-frog each other until Latin.
Tristram Farqhuar-pinklipz; I plan on taking some amyl nitrate then fatty Thompkins and I will Eton Leap-frog each other until Latin.
by Klaatu's Nikto December 06, 2017