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Ethan the squid

A random noob's dick was trapped in a small hole cuz he try to put it in.
A: LOOK AT THAT DUDE
B: Ethan the squid!
A: ALRIGHT, ETHAN THE NOOB
B: YES, MUCH MORE BETTER
Ethan the squid by Fuckrick December 7, 2022

The Ethan Miller Experience 

when you’re smoking that good kush and drinking that strong shit and you forget what space and time is
“damn bruh he’s going through the ethan miller experience, go get him some coco pebbles

The ethan 

A guy that is illegal in 69 countries in the world! If you see him you need to run as fast as possible. He commits over 150 crimes a day. RUN WHILE YOU CAN
The ethan was hunting me.
The ethan by Other Ethan November 4, 2021

ethan the cunt 

A guy named Ethan that is a really big camel tow (big pussy) .

Ethan The Dweeb 

A person who sucks at everything, even memes and breathing. He is deeply in love with Bree, and the ship name of the year is Breethan.

Ethan isn’t very smart but at least he isn’t as ugly as a troll. He may be stupid and wierd and a hopeless romantic but...

Wait, there is not buts
Ex)

Breethan For Life.

Ethan The Dweeb: a person who is terrible at everything.

All The Ethan’s Of The World 

Ethan’s are some of the weirdest people you’ll ever meet. They like to stare into the eyes of lizards and molest them when not a single person is looking. Ethan is the type of person to play around so much that they seem to be gay. Most Ethan’s seem to be virgins forever and in result molest all ur children and lizards.
That weirdo who molested my lizard yesterday is such a All The Ethan’s Of The World.