The best person on the app tiktok. This person has some of the most EXQUISITE taste in anime, but the biggest downfall of this user, is that as the name suggests, this person simps for an old musty man named Commander Erwin.

Oh yeah erwinshotshawty, that's the best person on tiktok.

erwinshotshawty by karma_a3 May 2, 2021

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A mutuals on tiktok. For the longest time I thought it was Erwin shot shawty. Anyway they simp for an old dude who likes patriotism a little too much.

Hey you know erwinshotshawty?
Yeah,what about them?
Idk.

Cool.

Erwinshotshawty by Dalbert5 May 3, 2021

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i always read this as erwin shot shawty, every time it concerns me.

oh! erwinshotshawty is actually erwins hot shawty? i thought it was erwin shot shawty!!

erwinshotshawty by veep beep May 3, 2021

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erwinshotshawty is a hot sharty who knows how to make a toilet glow up

erwinshotshawty made my very ugly toilet have a hot sharty glow up

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

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