A sexual act involving coating your penis in baking soda, then proceeding to fill your sexual partner's vagina with vinegar. You then fuck them, and cause a reaction to explode out of the vagina like a volcanic eruption. Then, you take a vacuum and quickly suck out the leftover liquid. After this, you engage in a Tony Danza. Good luck with your relationship after this
Originated by two crazy youngins in Kentucky. It is rumored that one had a hand in creating the Boner Howitzer.
Originated by two crazy youngins in Kentucky. It is rumored that one had a hand in creating the Boner Howitzer.
Guy 1: "Dude I totally gave your sister the old Dry Eruption last night. She flipped shit!"
Guy 2: "WTF dude, that's extremely fucked up! I have to use that vacuum!"
Guy 2: "WTF dude, that's extremely fucked up! I have to use that vacuum!"
by Bhowitz September 13, 2009
In reference to golfer Tiger Woods, the New York Daily news ran this comment on December 14, 2009: "The crushing financial blow came as Woods, 33, endured another humiliating bimbo eruption."
by Bickle of Xi'an December 15, 2009
When a male hasn't masturbated in a long time so when he does there is a very large amount of semen
by Matts a mud cracker November 29, 2016
After someone tells a boring or mundane story, or a joke that nobody laughs at, conclude it by explaining that a volcano erupted afterwards
Olivia: I was doing my washing up when the sink overflowed and my feet got wet.
Mike: And then a volcano erupted.
Eric: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Alex: Why?
Eric: Because there was no traffic coming.
Alex: And then a volcano erupted.
Mike: And then a volcano erupted.
Eric: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Alex: Why?
Eric: Because there was no traffic coming.
Alex: And then a volcano erupted.
by ManfredPang July 2, 2011
1)"did you hear? dave anally erupted on barrys face...."
"ohhh poor him"
2)My Anal Eruption caused continental shift.
"ohhh poor him"
2)My Anal Eruption caused continental shift.
by CaptainYellowShirt August 22, 2007
When you pour diet coke inside a person's anus just befor anal sex. You then put Mentos tablets into a condom. Put that condom on your dick.
Insert dick into said filled anus. Fuck that ass until the condom breaks.
Insert dick into said filled anus. Fuck that ass until the condom breaks.
by 22thebenzok July 27, 2019
So there I was, Laying on my bed, watching porno, There were two lesbians licking eachothers chest, and rubbing eachothers clit, then, I got a hard one. I was only in my boxers, then, I wasnt. I took them off, and started rubbing my big fat dick, ( Im an 11 inch by the way) My hands began hurting so bad, I kept taking breaks, even though I didnt want to, but my hand started kramping up, so I went into my kitchen tried taking pain pills to help, then went back into the room, layed down, realizing, I had a red rocket, I started beating off more, I knew my hand hurt, but I kept going, thats when the volcano exploded everywhere, I got a sexual eruption
by Wo Bist Du Devin November 11, 2009