Eproctophiliac

One who has sexual attraction to farts, the act of farting and very commonly the smells resulting of which (the farting, the farter's ass, and so on). Highly unaccepted and hard to live with. Most people are closeted, which makes it even harder. Can stereotypically be heterosexual (guy liking girl's farts). It's also very common for male to male eproctophillia and any other person, and combination regardless of orientation or situation. Typically arises at a younger age, 6-9 years old. The very act of farting is a bit more "pleasing" than funny to us. By the way, to friends of eproctophiliacs: do us a favor, and make sure when you fart in our faces, you get your whole ass right up to our noses, and hold it there for a couple seconds. Eproctophiliacs usually like two things; their own farts and asses and other's farts, and asses (the smell and farts that come from the person's ass)

John the eproctophiliac smelled his friend's chair, after he got up after being very gassy, to use the bathroom.

Joe the eproctophiliac laughs after his friend farts, and asks him, in no strange way, to fart in his face, but his friend is uptight, and anal per se, and takes it seriously and calls his friend gay and disassociates with him. Meanwhile, Joe's friend probably isn't just an average person, he probably wants the same damn thing in a weirder way.

Bill the eproctophiliac is enjoying having a farting competition with his cousin

by Mr. Benjamin Barker November 3, 2012

erectophiliac

Someone who has an unusually strong attraction towards boners

Ishac: Ew does that guy have a boner?
HelgAnus:*pops open mouth, rolls eyes back and faints*
Ishac: Oh sorry, forgot you were an erectophiliac

by HelgAnus February 12, 2014

Eproctophilia

Eproctophilia, or Fart fetishism, is the sexual attraction to human flatulence, mainly heterosexual males attracted to female flatulence. Fart fetishism is sometimes seen as a softer form of coprophilia.

See pornographic fart scenes by Sexy Miss Lizz a.k.a. pQueen of Farts.

See paraphilia

I'm going to fart on you since I have Eproctophilia.

Cool.

by Mistercity August 6, 2006

eproctophilia

the hottest fetish ever. people who don't have this fetish are commonly known as "special" people.

"Hey, dude, I have eproctophilia."
"cool, dude, me too, i also wan a girl to fart on my dick"

by bruh moment damn bro December 3, 2021

Eproctophilia

Eproctophilia(fart fetish)is a fetish where a person is attracted to someone's flatulence which is usually the opposite gender.

Elon Musk: Hey can you fart on my face?
Arianna Grande: Sure but why?
Elon Musk: I have a fart fetish which means I like farts.

Eproctophilia(fart fetish)is a fetish where a person is attracted to someone's flatulence which is usually the opposite gender.

by KnowsAllGuy October 15, 2020

Eproctophilia

A rather bizarre and quite unkown sexual fetish wherein the practitioners indulge in passing methane gas on food, especially cakes and has recently reached its Golden Age with the popularity of the cakefart website.

Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell is into Eproctophilia. She enjoys farting on cakes while coming out against masturbation

by DonnyDDD October 4, 2010

Eproctophilia

A rather bizarre and quite unkown sexual fetish wherein the practitioners indulge in passing methane gas on food, especially cakes and has recently reached its Golden Age with the popularity of the cakefart website.

Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell is into Eproctophilia. She enjoys farting on cakes while coming out against masturbation

by Lisa da Boss October 4, 2010