empty sack
Guy: Hey bitch im guna come all over you
Gal: Go on then big boy
Guy: Oh no i have an empty sack!
Gal: Omg!
Gal: Go on then big boy
Guy: Oh no i have an empty sack!
Gal: Omg!
empty sack by Tjdjmaster May 30, 2008
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Empty Sack
#1
Evan: "Sammmmmmaaaaaayyyy did you lay a fat nut on that chick's face last night?"
Sammy: "nah man... she made me use a condom, so you know I was left with an empty sack."
#2
Eric: "Hey Gabe, why are you in such a bad mood, bro?"
Gabe: "Listen Brother, you'd be in a bad mood too if an empty sack was sitting YOUR trash bin."
Evan: "Sammmmmmaaaaaayyyy did you lay a fat nut on that chick's face last night?"
Sammy: "nah man... she made me use a condom, so you know I was left with an empty sack."
#2
Eric: "Hey Gabe, why are you in such a bad mood, bro?"
Gabe: "Listen Brother, you'd be in a bad mood too if an empty sack was sitting YOUR trash bin."
Empty Sack by MadeThatBitchFRAMEOUS July 13, 2016
Empty Sack Syndrome
Rob's sack was completely empty, evidenced in his endless Snooker losses. He suffers from empty sack syndrome.
Empty Sack Syndrome by adifferentninja July 10, 2020
empty sack of skin
noun phrase
When one's period feels like the world is going to end and only hugs, hot water bottles, and home cooking can allievate symptoms.
The phrase was popularised in East Croydon in the post pandemic era.
When one's period feels like the world is going to end and only hugs, hot water bottles, and home cooking can allievate symptoms.
The phrase was popularised in East Croydon in the post pandemic era.
"I've had the heaviest thingy period in years and I am actually drained; well tonight I'm just an empty sack of skin."
empty sack of skin by TheThirdJack October 4, 2021
Filled pockets, empty sack
What they say
Filled pockets, empty sack by Employees saxk April 21, 2021
Spit on the back, Empty the sack
Doing a girl from behind, once you are about to climax pretend to cum by spitting on her back, pull out, then when she turns jizz in her eye.
Little tip...Aim for the middle, you'll both of her eyes.
Little tip...Aim for the middle, you'll both of her eyes.
Spit on the back, empty the sack
She thought I emptied on her back, she wasnt to know it was spit, see turned, then boom!! I emptied my sack in her eyes, the perfect shot.
She thought I emptied on her back, she wasnt to know it was spit, see turned, then boom!! I emptied my sack in her eyes, the perfect shot.
Spit on the back, Empty the sack by barb heaps December 10, 2006
empty nut sack
empty nut sack by Nucleusone December 1, 2013
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