employee of the month 

An uncaring individual of a retail or customer service establishment who has no interest whatsoever in helping you.

Always there when you don't need them, and never around when you do.

Oh great, now I have to track down the employee of the month to get one of these stereos.

employee of the month by RidinDirty August 12, 2006

employee of the month 

someone who is both a winner & a loser at the same time

look at that employee of the month. what a dork!

employee of the month by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

Employee of the Month 

The most belittling thing in the universe that an organization can do to a worker.

Employee of the Month? Are you fucking kidding me right now? There is no bigger insult to a working person than "Employee of the Month"!

Employee of the Month by TheFleeceMan September 4, 2019

employee of the month 

A guy's hand becomes the employee of the month when he breaks up with his girlfriend.

Guy: I just broke up with my girlfriend
Friend: How are you coping with the lack of sex?
Guy: I make use of the employee of the month (raises his hand)

employee of the month by Dr.Pepper July 29, 2008

employee of the month 

What I will be once I recatch that infamous awoling Psycho Bitch.

Psycho Bitch, you're own3d!

employee of the month by Psych Ward Employee February 24, 2005