employee of the month

An uncaring individual of a retail or customer service establishment who has no interest whatsoever in helping you.

Always there when you don't need them, and never around when you do.

Oh great, now I have to track down the employee of the month to get one of these stereos.

by RidinDirty August 13, 2006

employee of the month

someone who is both a winner & a loser at the same time

look at that employee of the month. what a dork!

by tomcon5 March 1, 2009

employee of the month

A guy's hand becomes the employee of the month when he breaks up with his girlfriend.

Guy: I just broke up with my girlfriend
Friend: How are you coping with the lack of sex?
Guy: I make use of the employee of the month (raises his hand)

by Dr.Pepper March 24, 2006

employee of the month

What I will be once I recatch that infamous awoling Psycho Bitch.

Psycho Bitch, you're own3d!

by Psych Ward Employee February 24, 2005

Employee of the Month

The most belittling thing in the universe that an organization can do to a worker.

Employee of the Month? Are you fucking kidding me right now? There is no bigger insult to a working person than "Employee of the Month"!

by TheFleeceMan September 5, 2019