Emotion Lotion

When you begin to cry and then use your tears as lubrication for masturbation.

Dude, after I found out she was cheating I broke down crying and then began to use my tears as "emotion lotion".

by Sgpro2019 July 8, 2020

Emotion Lotion

A comical/slang phrase used to describe a mans sperm or semen.

Claudia was surprised by the sheer amount of Emotion Lotion Ted deposited on her Face!

by Roooster March 13, 2015

lotion emotion

Intense sexual arousal at an inopportune time, resulting in the urge in a male to go to a private spot and masturbate, often with lotion.

I got a serious lotion emotion from that married girl that trained me in on the new phone system at work.

by Staldo May 22, 2010